ear ethetic

Guess what, What is this?
Black people: 100%
European: 100%
Micronesian: 60%
Chinese Taipei: 40%
Japanese: 16%
Mongol: 12%
Korean: 85%
Chinese: 4%
Tungusic: hardly

This is the rate of "wet type ear wax". About 80% of Japanese have dry type ear wax. Actually mine is dry too. For this, we have unique ear cleaner. ( I wonder if Koreans and Chinese use the same one?) Recently there has been an ear esthetic boom. They use various types of cleaning tools and clean your ears, give a massage, cut hair, etc.  Everybody who has tried it says " it was heaven like I have never experienced!"  It cost 8400yen /70 minutes. I wanna try. I must tell you I am an ear cleaning fanatic.  ha ha ha , But I won't buy THIS at any rate.

This is the ranking of foods that match well with Mayonnaise.
1.Fried Chicken.
2.Hiyashi Chuka
3.Bread
4.Sunny Side up eggs
5.Pasta
6.Rice
7.Fried Potato
8.Pizza
9.Sashimi
10.Natto
Mayorars would love anything though. Sorry nothing special :-) xxx,  I just wondr if you would agree.

Anyway this is very nice. The Nivea limited edition creative award. *

Comments

[Jeff]

its okay to like cleaning ears though, my wife loves doing it too ;)

Fried Chicken and Mayo?!? Ewww!

[ohno]

Yea, where'd the stats come from? What if one of them thar balck people married a Japanese? Dry or wet? Are Japanese of a different "race" than Chinese? Hmmmm..nihon(jin)ron stats? Could be because Japan is the only country in the world with 4 seasons....

[Kai]

I wouldn't agree with the Mayo stats, aside from fried potato -- Belgian frites, or 'french fries' are quite nice with mayo.

But on eggs? Rice? Sashimi? .. no!

[Jenn]

"I must tell you I am an ear cleaning fetch."

I think you mean:

"I must tell you I have an ear cleaning fetish."

[Mike]

Interesting stats, but what about North American people?

Never tried mayo with fried chicken, seems to me that fried chicken is unhealthy enough without adding mayo....