In such a day, conversation of PC and Printer

I can't find a nice topic today, In Tokyo is a miserable rainy day. And I am not in a good mood too :-(. I will write this one. I don't know who made this, but I heard this is well known on the Internet as "conversation". Regarding messy Japanese conversation, please check this and this posts.

(PC) Do your job properly.
(Printer)Shut up!

I told you it's not PC4, it's PR5.
Not configured.

Again!
What?

When Something happens, you always say "not configured". You should be more flexible.
Befor you boot, you lark about configuraion too.

I have many things to do. Table calculation, database. etc
So what?

What you need to do is only print.
Ah! you say that?

What?
I will make garbage characters.

Gosh
*[]q#$&%!=!_?>}<*+ I will make that.

It's wasting paper!
Shut up

PR5 is on the tray. A little thought show it.
Not configured.

Again....
I can tell you only Japan has the PR size.

I don't want to hear about defect standards.
You can order the monitor to show the dialogue "change configuration of the printer"

Everytime it is me who has to work hard!?
You have a help button, don't you?.

Well the boss is a low-tech guy. He doesn't know where is the help button is.
He shouldn't do something new.

Don't say that, The boss worked hard for this.
He should write such the reception party invitation by hand.

I know.
Or mail is better.

It will be the 22th century when that boss can use mail.
Well if he is alive at that time.

Well let's print it out for him.
Not configured.

You are still saying that?
Look at this! So many mistakes!

I know.
Even if I print this out, he needs to rewrite it with a correction pen. What is this "KONOTABIWA この足袋 (this socks)?" It might be "KONOTABI この度 (this time)"

Awful.
Your conversion program has some fault too.

What?
When "KYOU IKU? 今日行く? (will you go today?) " is typed, you convert it to "KYOUIKU 教育 (education)" always.

It is a very basic rule to choose the most the popular word and way to say.
You should be more frelixible more. Everyone is angry with you.

Really?
Why not. Who will ask suddenly ask "education?"

Okay okay I know, I am bad. I am so busy doing many things.
You said it again as if I don't work hard.

Obviously it is true our work volume is different.
If you say more, I will make garbage characters. It will spellbind him when he gets the read out.

Look! The boss is trying it again.
Damn, He does not know when to give up

Please do it this time!
What?

What? means what? It's printing out.
That paper?

Yes
Okay. I will try at least.

Not "at least", tomorrow is the reception party.
I knew it.

That boss wants to deliver it today.
Not configured.

OKAY, I will tell you as your friend.
What?

How long are you staying at this office?
It will be four years next month.

Four years...well it will time for you. The advance in technology is amazing right? We will be OUT! if we don't work steady.
No I will be able to work more.

Do you know that boss will make settlement of office equipment.
Really?

Yes sure.
Okay, let's print it out!

Now you've got it.
I will set paper configuraion.

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What's wrong?

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You freeze??

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It will be impossible for The boss to reboot him.

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Wow! He pulled off the power supply!

Ahhh
Oh you wake up now.

What was happen?
You froze and the guy pulled out the power. Now you are rebooted.

Ah so.
Do you remember the paper?

The paper? what is that?
Ahhh The boss did not save it as suspected...

What is that paper? Tell me.
AHHH please someone help the boss!! *

Comments

[Marco Bresciani]

LOL! Here in Italy we IT professionals translate users as "utenti". But we often call them "utonti" that can be translated as "u-stupid" (or "u-dumb" or something like...) instead of "users". :-)

Often users are more "strange" than strange peripherals. (^___^)

[Jedicraft]

Oh.... welcome to my life

[星]

LOL!!! I'm working in the IT department, and i've encountered the issue so many times; the printer prints rubbish either because the driver was wrong, the person was printing some wierd language, the printer does not have enough memory to process the entire file or some strange reason when the computer reboots.

[Mari]

Hi there
I am glad to know you like this, I like this.

[ws]

I enjoyed this!
So it's raining, huh... hope it clears up in time for Hana-Mi.

[Kaishin]

WAW! what a coincidence!! I bought a printer JUST TWO DAYS AGO!!! and yesterday I was setting it up till 3Am, a kind of USB communication problem!!
It's like Mari knew about that and posted this dialogue to console me ^^!

[Sakura]

This is so funny and realistic XD